The Lonely Island - No Homo Lyrics

The Lonely Island - No Homo Lyrics


hey man…
hey,
dood your looking pretty swoll have you been working out?
uhh yeah! why you looking?
ohh no not like that man i mean no homo…ohhh no homo coooooooool

when you want to compliment a friend, nohomo
but you don’t want that friendship to end, no homo
to tell a dood just how you feel nohomo
just say nohomo so he knows the deal no homo
yo man you got a fresh style.no homo
and you know you got the best smile nohomo
your girlfriend is a lucky lady nohomo
with your looks you’d make a handsome baby nohomo
i like the way your soulders fill out that shirt nohomo
its hard to pullit off but you make it work nohomo
hey yo i kinda like your natural sent nohomo
hey i kinda like the musical rent nohomo
man i can’t decide who wore it best nohomo- —

i admitted im a fasionesta nohomo
and i know everyline of mr pizza nohomo

"We’re Back" Lyrics - The Lonely Island

"We’re Back" Lyrics - The Lonely Island

aye yo, new lonely island, 2011
let’s get ‘em kiv!
aye yo my dick don’t work, that shit is soft as a pillow
my girlie lookin’ at me like “you for real dude?”

aye yo, hold up, hold up, we gotta come harder than that! yo tell ‘em andy!

i think there might be something wrong with my dick
it’s like a melted stick of butter so soft that it can’t fill a rubber.

aye yo come on man, this is lonely island, people are countin’ on us, i gotta run all these motherfuckers myself! whoo!

aye yo i think i broke my dick in the sink
it’s so small and ugly, all smashed and flat like it was playin’ rugby.
hold up hold up, this is serious, kiv let ‘em know!
yo for real though, i suffer from stinky dick.
every time i take a piss it smells just like shit.
haha yeah that’s what i’m talkin’ ’bout! andy show ‘em how it’s done!

my dick looks like the fat that you cut off a steak, smashed in like my balls went and stepped on a rake.

lonely island! grammy nominated, yea! hit ‘em again!

yo straight out the box with my soggy little shrimp
i was a eight year old girl before the doctor found my dick.
we make too much money for this shit, murder music!
i shit the bed cause my dick played a prank on my butt
hit em! straight crept when i slept and stuck a laxative up..
suppository music! whatchy’all know about incontinence?!
i got hepatitis c from horse, but no confusion, jeah!
it wasn’t from the sex it was a blood transfusion!
what?! motherfucker got horse blood! what y’all got?

i write freaky fan fiction where cartoons fuck
got cgi garfield lickin’ marmaduke’s nuts
whoo! i would like to see that! this is that garfield sex music! now ya’ll just showin off! preach!
i got a friend named reggie who lives down at the dump
every other week i swing by and bring him some lunch
oh!! now that just sounds nice!
ima call it right there, game over motherfuckers!
lonely island, we started this fake rap shit! the world needs us!

"Do The Creep" Lyrics - The Lonely Island Ft. Nicki Minaj

"Do The Creep" Lyrics - The Lonely Island Ft. Nicki Minaj

When you’re out at a club and you see a fly girl

do the creep (haaaa)

do the creep (haaaa)

And if you wanna make friends at the ATM

Do the creep (haaaa)

And do the creep (haaaa)

Well we got a new dance, so get up on your feet

It’s real easy to do and it’s called the creep

Let your hands flop round like a marionette

Pop your knees up and down sh-sh-shakin’ your neck

Now pull your waistband up like you expecting a flood

And stick your hair down flat like it was covered in mud

Trim up your pencil mustache and pop them peepers

Put this in your speakers, you a certified creeper

When you see a country bitch laying out at the beach

Do the creep (haaaa)

And do the creep (haaaa)

And when a fine PYT walks in front of your tree

do the creep (haaaa)

And do the creep (haaaa)

I was six years old when I started creeping

My parents took it to their room and I started peeping

Can you imagine their surprise when they lifted their heads

And saw my little ass creeping at the foot of the bed

And they knew I was a creep since the day I was born

Get popping out of momma like some chemical(?)

And the doctor saw my head and he starting freaking

Cause I came clean and I came out creeping

When I was a girl, I creeped in the boys locker room

Hide deep inside, it was my little creep stalker room

As they dis-robed I was oogling and oggling

Little did they know that for me they was modelling

And I would laugh ha ha ha ha ha haha

And they would dance la la la la lalala-laaa

So pop pop pop your peepers and turn out your sneakers

Don’t sleep, come and get ya creep on with me

Go get ya sweating off ya bride at her wedding

do the creep (haaaa)

And do the creep (haaaa)

But when you sneek into a wake and you see a beefcake

Do the creep (haaaa)

And do the creep (haaa)

When the judge is a hottie and you can’t control ya body

Do the creep (haaaa)

And do the creep (haaa)

So get ya knees flexin’ and your arms T-rexin’

Do the creep (haaaa)

And do the creep (haaa)

And don’t forget to smile.

The Lonely Island - I Just Had Sex Lyrics and Video

The Lonely Island - I Just Had Sex Lyrics

(Andy Samberg)

Sometimes (Oh-oh-ohhh)
Something beautiful happens in this world (Akon!)
You don’t know how to express yourself, so (And Lonely Island!)
You just gotta sing

(Akon)

I just had sex (Ay)
And it felt so good (Felt so good)
A woman let me put my pen-s inside of her (Her)
I just had se-ay-ee-ex
And I’ll never go back (Never go back)
To the not-havin’-sex ways of the past

(Samberg)

Have you ever had sex? I have, it felt great (Yeah)
It felt so good when I did it with my pen-s (Yeah)
A girl let me do it, it literally just happened
Having sex should make a nice man out the meanest

(Jorma Taccone)

Never guess where I just came from, I had sex
If I had to describe the feelin’, it was the best
When I had the sex, man, my pen-s felt great
And I called my parents right after I was done

(Samberg)

Oh, hey, didn’t see you there, guess what I just did?
Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest
(Was sure nice of her to let you do that thing)
Nice of any girl ever (Now sing)

I just had sex (Ay)
And it felt so good (Felt so good)
A woman let me put my pen-s inside of her (Her)
I wanna tell the world


To be honest, I’m surprised she even wanted me to do it
(Doesn’t really make sense) But man, screw it
(I ain’t one to argue with a good thing) She could be my wife!
(That good?) The best thirty seconds of my life

I’m so humbled by a girl’s ability to let me do her
‘Cause honestly, I’d have sex with a pile of manure
With that in mind, a soft, nice-smellin’ girl’s better
Plus she let me wear my chain and my turtleneck sweaters

So this one’s dedicated to them girls
That let us flop around on top of them
If you’re near or far, whether short or tall
We wanna thank you all for lettin’ us fuck you

She kept lookin’ at her watch (Doesn’t matter, had sex!)
But I cried the whole time (Doesn’t matter, had sex!)
I think she might’ve been a racist (Doesn’t matter, had sex!)
She put a bag on my head (Still counts!)

I just had sex (Ay)
And my dreams came true (Dreams came true)
So if you had sex in the last thirty minutes
Then you qualified to sing with me

I just had se-e-ex (Everybody sing!)
And it felt so good (We all had sex!)
A woman let me put my pen-s inside of her
I just had se-ay-ee-ex (I just had sex)
And I’ll never go back (Never go back)
To the not-havin’-sex ways of the past